One who while intoxicated flops around on the dance floor with absolutely no control, must be supported by another person to function, just like a 'muppet' also has a hankering for getting stuffed in the butt.
by brodunk February 1, 2017
Get the butt stuff muppetmug. by A De-communisated Person September 10, 2018
Get the stupid muppetmug. A person who sings or plays in a band.
Used to describe people that entertain other people but in reality there such making a fool of them selfs.
Used to describe people that entertain other people but in reality there such making a fool of them selfs.
by Martin (J) May 3, 2008
Get the Muppetmug. When a person inserts there entire hand up someones ass and proceeds to spell different words using sign language while the "Muppet" tries to guess the word correctly. Each word guessed correctly is a point.
by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024
Get the Muppet talkmug. When you fist two people at once, alternating strokes so that the recipients' grunts are in phase. The two fistees face the same way, so their reactions resemble a news broadcast, with a "muppeteer" underneath.
by Knullthu February 29, 2024
Get the Muppet Broadcastmug. A sexual practice that involves inserting your fist into the partner's anal cavity and thereby influencing the control they have over moving their dick.
"I tried Muppetting with my girlfriend last night, it was funny seeing how I could make her dick move around."
by Darquos Leblack October 10, 2021
Get the Muppettingmug. A person who is absolutely clueless about everything. They are ignorant as fuck and are generally idiotic pricks
Speaker1: Your mum is fat.
Speaker2: Shut up you muppet you aren't funny you didn't make anyone laugh other than yourself.
Speaker2: Shut up you muppet you aren't funny you didn't make anyone laugh other than yourself.
by Chvrjis November 28, 2021
Get the Muppetmug.