mummy muff

a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.

*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun

Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."

Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."

by E. B. MacNaughton January 5, 2009

Mumpy Dumpy

Compound noun - A person who refuses to make you a cup of tea no matter how much you ask them.

"Stop being such a fucking mumpy dumpy and make me a tea"

by Ekulnannerb January 23, 2020

ya mumdy

Meaning also dummy.

A term used when someone does/says something stupid.

" I just cooked a egg in the microwave and it exploded."

"YA MUMDY"

by Howard Ino February 14, 2005

To mimsymonger

To spout random gibberish for entertainment.

When my friend Doe Joe Schmoe told Harry Jane, "Mmmm...my candy reminds me of nine blue pretzels jumping around in a jacuzzi, just like at my uncle's mother's father's mailman's ex-boyfriend's roommates greenhouse," Harry Jane said, "Yo Doe, when you start to mimsymonger, bro, you're a pro, Joe."

by Mimsy July 26, 2008

mussy

when a man tucks his genitals between his legs so that from far away it looks like he has a pussy a man-pussy (mussy).

hey dawg watch me cram my penis and my ballsack between my legs so I can look like a whore.

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

mimsy

1) To be having so much fun that you don't care what is going on.

2)To just be really damn cool.

3)To do the robot to a Turf-Talk song, in front of random people just so that you can get some laughs.

1) Damn homie, I was getting so MIMSY at prom!

2) I just noticed how MIMSY that Jeff is.

3) I can't believe how tight JQ and Jeffrey are! They got so MIMSY at Convention for no reason!

by Fresh 2 Jeff June 1, 2006

mummy

its like when your alive but your brain is so friend your like a walking dead personn "your a mummyy" or you just been "mummified"

your soo drunk you've just been mummifiedd Your a mummy .. often relates to c bosco anna and all the other mummies

by rob nixon April 3, 2008