foot mustard

When a foot fungus goes unchecked and starts secreting a strange yellow substance. That substance is called foot mustard.

Dude, get a doctor to check out your foot mustard situation, it's seriously gross.

by Aria Stormshine June 14, 2016

crab mustard

When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.

I just gave this dirty hoe a crab mustard.

by Crab masta January 2, 2017

Hot mustard

When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color

"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

Lakeshore Mustard

A used condom replete with fluids, typically found on the ground in outdoor "parking" areas frequented by couples.

We were strolling in the park down by the lake, and right there on the ground were many packets of lakeshore mustard glistening in the moonlight that we managed to side-step.

by vizetelly June 27, 2018

Cockmeat mustard gargle

When you skull fuck a girl, cum in a bottle of mustard, shake it up, fill her mouth up with the mustard and skull fuck her again.

Bitch said she wanted a sandwich so I gave her a cockmeat mustard gargle.

by Chroncat July 12, 2018

DICK MUSTARD

When you are so drunk you jizz and piss at the same time.

That bastard got his dick mustard on curtains again!

by Stevio1477 January 22, 2019

Concrete Mustard

Concrete Mustard is the mustard at the bottom of the Masterfoods Mustard Bottle that won't come out

Either that or just a really dense retard called Matt. He, is concrete mustard

Fuck hes just like concrete mustard

I can't get it out, the last is concrete mustard

by biggay101 April 18, 2019