Monkish

inbetween ugly...no sence

Hazel eyes are wierd...monkish

by Akissej February 17, 2021

Monkie

Monkie: in Africa, a monkey is considered to be a sex doll

Person 1: yo, you see that monkie
Person 2: woah, I'm gonna fuck it

by Monkie Man February 18, 2021

Monkitis

The inflammation often caused by high exposure to monkeys.
It is common in zoo-keepers who are around monkeys.

Though it is rare it is highly contagious because you can cough out a monkey on to someone else and the monkey goes inside them.

*COUGH OWW* I think I've got MONKITIS

by WordPrinter January 17, 2021

Monkieology

The study of monkey love and the proper way to live life

Joey: Hey man!

Bill: hey dude :(

Joey: what’s wrong

Bill: I’m sad and gay....

Joey: OH! Well you need some monkey love!

Bill: what’s that?

Joey: *hands Bill the sacred book of Monkieology* read this and you’ll know :)

by Monkieology January 24, 2021

monkiest

being the most monkey of them all

leigh-anne: im a monkey
selina: but im there monkiest!

by ilurmum July 3, 2022

monkifan

to destroy someone

1. You did you hear? Max was monkifanning opponent players last night on Rocket League.
2. Shit bro, you monkifanned me with that no scope.

by Berry369 April 13, 2023

Monking

To regularly ditch and bail on your friends especially at the last minute.

He’s monking us again and not showing up.

by TheElusiveMonk December 21, 2023