Lazer of Moist

A lazer, when fired, moistens the target on contact.

“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”

Turns off adult filter in search engine

Opens sock

“Aaah Like a glove”

by BigBillyBobby July 10, 2018

Moist Ache

An old woman turned on

Her husband gave her a moist ache.
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."

by Alycia2000 March 14, 2015

Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.

John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.

by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021

Moist andy

A moist andy is when a girl is giving head and the guy cums in her mouth.

"Bro did you see Anna last night?""Did I ? Dude i gave her a moist andy!

by 1111_kam_ January 22, 2018

Moist Chisari

The sticky patch left in a pair of undies.

Ooh that grabber blue Shelby ecoboost gives me one hell of a moist chisari.

by Grabberbythepussy May 1, 2018

deliciously moist

something that is so moist that it is delicious

bob: oh heck, my cake is too moist to eat. im angery
joe: take a chill pill, it can still be good.
bob: (tries it)
bob: how deliciously moist

by misterjittmisterjitt May 27, 2017

moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.

"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."

by moist robot December 24, 2008