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Lazer of Moist

A lazer, when fired, moistens the target on contact.
“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”

Turns off adult filter in search engine

Opens sock

“Aaah Like a glove
by BigBillyBobby July 10, 2018
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Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.
John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.
by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021
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moist mosquito

This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.
"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"
by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017
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Moist Charlie

When someone says something exceptionally unfunny, usually childishly so.
Wow man, you really just pulled a Moist Charlie. I'm disappointed.
by pookymane September 26, 2023
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Moist andy

A moist andy is when a girl is giving head and the guy cums in her mouth.
"Bro did you see Anna last night?""Did I ? Dude i gave her a moist andy!
by 1111_kam_ January 22, 2018
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Moist Jeb

The best man a friend can ask for, but severely underrated, I mean come on he is ok at least
Moist Jeb : hey guys I love you
ShitPost: Fuck you Jeb your not one of us
by Moist Jeb May 9, 2019
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Moist Camping

Another term for camping in the rain .... Moist,Wet....
Anyone down for some hiking and moist camping?

Fuck I love moist camping...
by Bill furry September 24, 2018
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