“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”
Turns off adult filter in search engine
Opens sock
“Aaah Like a glove”
Turns off adult filter in search engine
Opens sock
“Aaah Like a glove”
by BigBillyBobby July 10, 2018
Get the Lazer of Moistmug. Her husband gave her a moist ache.
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."
by Alycia2000 March 14, 2015
Get the Moist Achemug. Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.
by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021
Get the Moist Monkemug. by 1111_kam_ January 22, 2018
Get the Moist andymug. by Grabberbythepussy May 1, 2018
Get the Moist Chisarimug. bob: oh heck, my cake is too moist to eat. im angery
joe: take a chill pill, it can still be good.
bob: (tries it)
bob: how deliciously moist
joe: take a chill pill, it can still be good.
bob: (tries it)
bob: how deliciously moist
by misterjittmisterjitt May 27, 2017
Get the deliciously moistmug. A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
by moist robot December 24, 2008
Get the moist robotmug.