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Microwave

What your ducking dog is in :)

Don’t check….
Don’t….
by Eldbdjjsnajaak April 19, 2022
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microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo
Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?
by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022
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microwaveshutup

if microwave doesn't stop searching urban i will get angry
"mok mok" microwaveshutup
by Moqquette July 28, 2022
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microwaveable

when someone’s so cute and lovable and endearing you could just microwave them
will byers from stranger things is so microwaveable
by midnightsage August 20, 2022
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Microwave Addiction

The inability to eat food without microwaving it first, even if it's steaming hot already.
Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.

Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.

Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!
by JJDM123 August 22, 2022
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Microwaveromantic

When you fall in love with your microwave because of how good a friend it is to you
Did you hear that XYZ is a microwaveromantic?”
“He is? I wish I was his microwave.”
“His microwave makes a better lover than you, lol.”
by REKKUJ October 26, 2022
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Microwave

Term used to describe the radiation from 5g Towers.
They built a new 5g tower in my neighborhood, it's a microwave.
by Z0dia December 4, 2022
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