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Crème of Melon

When a young male in his experimental stage begins intercourse with a microwaved melon and as he is about to ejaculate his mother and/or sister walk into the room, the young male then pulls his erect penis out in shame and fear and glazes his mother and/or sister. Maxou Gibeault 2017
"Hey Jim what's wrong you're looking a little white" Jim: "yeah dude I crème of meloned my mom last night"
by Maxipad skirtrash February 4, 2017
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j g melon's

a restaurant on the upper east side known for its top five new york city burger and its late nights serving to minors. beware! preppy people heavily present.
hey i want a burger. lets go to jg's! then get trashed! wahoooooo
by jg lover February 7, 2005
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White melon

the act of cutting a watermelon in half and then cutting a circular hole into it and the fucking the whole and ejaculating into it.
i couldnt find a girl so i just did a white melon
by fatguy21 April 26, 2010
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Holy Melon

A "Holy Melon" can be used for a few things but it is mainly used as a sex block, the instructions are as followed: Take an ordinary melon slice it up into 9 pieces. Next, you shove it up whatever hole you can fit it up. This will block anything from getting in or out. Works with men and women.
Guy: We've been married for years. I think it's time to have a child...
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.
by Grace Bose November 20, 2019
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fleshy cunt melon

something you call your girlfriend/wife if she is being a typical woman..ie, complaining, bitching, nagging and just all round pain in the ass.
woman: i just had my period.

man: stop being a fleshy cunt melon
by neodevon555 February 20, 2011
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Water melon

A food usually accompanied with fried chicken, and usually eaten by black people.
DAYUM NIGGA, I'Z BE NEEDINZ SOME WATER MELON.
by kitkahtz April 2, 2009
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Wet Melon

When a female licks a man's scrotum until they are dripping with saliva and he then smacks her across the face with them.
Dude I told this chick to tongue my nuts and then I gave her a wet melon!
by kyle jarrell May 13, 2005
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