When a young male in his experimental stage begins intercourse with a microwaved melon and as he is about to ejaculate his mother and/or sister walk into the room, the young male then pulls his erect penis out in shame and fear and glazes his mother and/or sister. Maxou Gibeault 2017
"Hey Jim what's wrong you're looking a little white" Jim: "yeah dude I crème of meloned my mom last night"
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the act of cutting a watermelon in half and then cutting a circular hole into it and the fucking the whole and ejaculating into it.
by fatguy21 April 26, 2010
Get the White melon mug.A "Holy Melon" can be used for a few things but it is mainly used as a sex block, the instructions are as followed: Take an ordinary melon slice it up into 9 pieces. Next, you shove it up whatever hole you can fit it up. This will block anything from getting in or out. Works with men and women.
Guy: We've been married for years. I think it's time to have a child...
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.
by Grace Bose November 20, 2019
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Get the Water melon mug.When a female licks a man's scrotum until they are dripping with saliva and he then smacks her across the face with them.
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