Matthew

Someone who pulls there hair and puts it on the shower wall

Man Matthew destroyed my shower

by Swagbeats420 October 15, 2017

Matthew

a bean

Boy: no homo, but matthew is a bean

by dontcome-atme October 8, 2019

Matthew

A man who claims to not be from Newcastle but is

Matthew is such a Geordie

by ggedab December 13, 2017

Matthew

A bastard

Damnit Matthew

by Postpaid Boy June 25, 2018

Matthew

The man the myth the legend, those who seek knowledge come to the slums to find a man with underlying powers of the universe. Matthew supplies others with supernatural sex powers and those who do not seek his knowledge parish in the depths of his undeniably sexy figure

Come see Matthew he will supply you with powers of the gods

by Matthew The Sex God October 25, 2017

Matthew

A matthew is typically a cretin,

he runs around lording himself over others as he strives only for himself.

NO ONE EVER gets along with a matthew

Oh my god, he is such a retard!

well, his name is matthew rudd!

by nottherealkandakulu November 7, 2013

Matthew

an amazing, loveable, sweet, cute, adorable guy who will love his special person til the very end and means a lot to that one special person who never lets them down and makes everything better and is the sweetest guy on earth and will be the best person in the world to you.

Matthew, I love you.

by Awkward.Memes December 11, 2016