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Nope Mallet

when you are like " nope im done with this shit" and then you hit whatever you dont want to do with a mallet
Josh: hey dud did you do the 10 page AP paper that due today?
Ryan: no dude, i just ended up nope malleting my computer about half way through

john: poor computer
by Ginger God December 25, 2013
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Bob Marley

Bob Marley is a reggae artist. He writes songs about peace, love, and equality. Alot of people only know him for smoking weed.
A: I love Bob Marley!
B: I smoke weed listing to his music!
A: ...
by Notsoswag50 May 25, 2014
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crab mallet

A small wooden or rubber mallet used to crack the shells of crabs when cleaning them.
Just got a bushel of crabs, our legal limit. Now to go home and use our crab mallet to get the meat out to have for dinner
by Turtle_Monkey July 6, 2016
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clit mallet

A reference to pulling your Penis out during sex with a girl and repeatedly smashing her clit using your cock as a mallet!
I pounded her with my clit mallet until she squirted then slipped it back in the cock Socket!
by URZRFC June 12, 2016
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Bob Marley and Me

Yo I saw a dank Bob Marley and Me at the pet shop yesterday
by Drvenomous32 March 1, 2017
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skip marley

James: wanna listen to some music?

Conor: yeah, who's your favourite?

James: skip Marley is my fav
by Coco mcgoofball April 26, 2017
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Daniel Marley

A combination of two gay people that love each other one called Daniel and another called Marley Daniel is the weirdest guy that you will ever meet he has a peanut head he is complete trash at games and gets blamed for everything, his star crossed lover is Marley a irresponsible person already jailed for a month for molesting a little child. He is the gay of all gays like more gayer than your retarded relative who does not dress formally to a formal event like a full a Adidas tracksuit to a funeral !
"Who's that ! Snogging behind a tree !" screamed a little child . "Its Daniel Marley!" sighed everyone
by Allesandro Scaglia May 31, 2018
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