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makes even a real man cry

Something awful and disdainful, horrific and sad. What makes puppies die and devil salute. When a real man cries it is only because something truly horrible has happened, like a death in a family, betrayal, death of a close friend, awful fight with the woman he loves (if she hurt him) and death of millions. Contrary to popular belief real man does cry, sometimes even in public (as he is not afraid to show that he cares).
When Roger saw the village burn to the ground, little tear slid down his cheek. That sight makes even a real man cry.
by Paetar October 7, 2010
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Makes my dick twingle

Used to describe something that makes your penis twitch/tingle. Nearly entirely sarcastic, it can be used to describe anything. Anything.
Did you hear the new Ke$ha song? It for sure makes my dick twingle.

Hey is your girlfriend deaf?
-Yeah dude, hearing loss makes my dick twingle.

Hey did you like that short film I sent you?
-Nah it was boring.
Oh... I wrote the script.
-Oh damn, well there were definitely parts that made my dick twingle.
by smit1442 April 10, 2011
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Chubby Maker

A nice, but fat, no very attractive guy who manages to get hot girlfriends and over time the girlfriend also becomes fat and no longer as hot as she was. A threat to good looks everywhere.
You remember that hot chick I was telling you about?! Dude, that guy she's with is a total chubby maker!
by rhastings88 April 4, 2009
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Bipolar Facebook Status maker

Someone who's facebook statuses mood changes every 5 minutes.
Typical Bipolar Facebook status maker...

12:00 - Im having a great day!

12:05- I hate life....
by volleyballersunite November 5, 2011
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sandwich maker

"Don't worry man, the sandwich maker can get it for you, no sweat."
by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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Baby Maker

1. A mans Penis
2. Sperm
3. Jizz
4. Cum
5. Man made mayo
I am going to get her pregnant with my big baby maker.
by XxStalkerxX October 8, 2008
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