May 26

Get your male friend a girlfriend day.
Pick a male friend and hook him up with his crush.

Ryan: Hey Owen it’s May 26. You know what that means!
Owen: for the last time! I don’t like my twin brother!!

by EarBurgalar69420 October 22, 2019

May 31st

The day you beat the shit outta someone. Especially if their name is Tyler

Yo it’s May 31st let’s beat the shit outta Tyler

by NightCrapper October 23, 2019

May 4

National be a simp day

National be a simp day. All guys have to absolutely simp out on any girl, a friend or a gf.

Be the biggest simp and treat her rightttt

“Ah it’s May 4, gotta simp hard today.”

by Randomlove45710 May 3, 2020

May 25th

National tell your crush you like them day

If you have a crush you have to tell them how you feel on this day. So go get your bae because your beautiful and you deserve them.

Omg it’s May 25th I have to tell Ariana I like her.

by Angle2525252525 October 28, 2019

may 31

the best day known to man kind

may 31 changed my life

by kelly April 3, 2004

May 28

A historic day of grief celebrated across America to commemorate the long lost hero, Harambe the gorilla. On May 28, Harambe was shot and killed.

May the terrors of May 28 never repeat themselves again.

by TheSwimmingToast August 20, 2016

may 27

people born on May 27 are funny, nice, and dumb. if u r born this day, u r beautiful❤️💖💞

Did u know I was born on May 27?

No, I didnt!

by hallo_holay_broski October 24, 2019