loserly

An attribute that is disapproved of by the popular crowd (i.e. jocks, preps, bubbleheads, etc.), or to be disapproved of by the popular crowd.

The guys in the locker room made fun of my pink underwear. I am so loserly.

by Garett Thomas September 20, 2006

Step-loser

A step parent, usually stepfather, who is a complete and utter moron, loser, asshole, or all of the above.

Coined by fans of the House of Night book series by PC and Kirstin Cast.

Girl: God, your mom's bf Gabe is such a step-loser.

Boy: I know, he's a total ass...

by Aeterna Axel January 31, 2009

loser

one who doesn't do anything but smoke herb all day

you're a loser dude

by janelle November 16, 2006

loser laps

The art of walking around the bar solo(or with a friend) after the ugly lights have come on due to the bar closing. Generally the aim is to find any female willing to go home and participate in sexual intercourse. Usually the participant has been shut down repaetedly thoughout the night and is very intoxicated.

Jason, ive seen you getting shut down all night, lets lower our standards and do loser laps untill we find some scraps.

by DirtDiddlerOnTheRoof August 3, 2011

Double Loser

A double loser, once coupled with numerous quotes from the infamous Shifter, can break down even the strongest of men and drive them to their own death. A common misconception is that once these words are uttered, the receiver of this insult is instantly killed. This is not far from the truth, but only Shifter can deliver that instantaneous death that many fear.

Non-Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: Hurtful, yet ineffective.

Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: *Heart Explodes*

by Gordon Freeman February 8, 2005

loserndom

Noun

pronunciation: l-u:zə(r)n-dom

The condition of a loser, the state of idiocy as a result of incompetence or stagnation. The realm or sphere of being a loser.

The high-guy world of the dumb-dumb, candy-raver, with the do-do (or better known as a pacifier or 'binky') in their dried, drool-encrusted gob.

He got lost in Loserndom on his way to Retardedville.

"I'm going to drop some liquid on his binky if that dumb-ass stuck in Loserndom, blows his fucking whistle one more time."

by Lady Logorrhea May 21, 2010

Loser TV

TV exclusive to daytime. Broadcasters figure people watching are unemployed, uneducated and poor. Judge Judy, Peoples Court, Divorce Court and clones pander to those who feel they can get their 15 minutes of fame and fortune by airing their dirty laundry in a fake courtroom ruled by a celebrity judge. Other examples are low end talk shows which degenerate into shouting and shoving matches. Jerry Springer comes to mind. At least there's plenty of high comedy. A spin off show is the Steve Wilkos program. That bald guy whokept order on Jerry Springer now has his show. People come to see the Chicago cop as their wizard as they seek solutions to their problems. Springer and Wilkos are actually the high end of these shows. The bottom of the bunch is Maury Povich's show. A forum for the new morality where a girl gets knocked up but isn't sure who's the baby daddy. And Loser TV advertising goes right down the toilet hawking: Sleazy law firms promising get rich quick, storefront ghetto medical/dental clinics, rent to own appliance stores, cheap internet/cell phones and vocational schools. Additional advertising are:

fast food commercials especially for such gourmet eateries as MC Donalds and Checkers. These ads usually feature plenty of loud rap/hip hop music.

"Yo Osphena, turn into Maury and watch that ho Destiny find out who be her little boy's baby daddy, that's must see loser TV." Erica's knocked up again with her third kid and she's just 16 and has nothing better to do than watch Judge Judy on Loser TV.
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by dropthekidsatthepool August 24, 2014