lost my waffle

Almost went insane over something too good to be true.

That booty is so dope, I almost lost my waffle.

by abeslincoln4life March 15, 2014

lost-and-adopt

(v.) to pick up something from a lost-and-found that isn't yours to use. Return optional.

I forgot my eraser, so I lost-and-adopted one.

by cutesy pastel living doll June 11, 2014

lostland

A lostland is area of land that has been lost to rising sea levels.

That beach used to be awesome but it's lostland now.

by designBob May 28, 2017

lost

when you cant figure out where something went

who she lost her soul.

by emojilover129 June 1, 2017

lost cat rule

An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.

"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."

by fledglingbrewer April 19, 2018

Lost my voice

It causes the inflammation of the voice box, well when you um deepthroat.

Damn, last night was wild, I lost my voice.

by Whocarestho February 26, 2018

Lost Your Ringtone

To tell someone, specifically a significant other: "You Lost Your Ringtone" is a serious sign the relationship is over. A special ringtone is only reserved for those near and dear. It is the ultimate end of the relationship. On the upside, you can give the former ringtone to your new boo. One persons loss, another's gain.

Nitai: I have bad news. You lost your ringtone. Sorry.

by Funny Moms May 31, 2018