local drunks

When you live in an area where other members live and together you’re always drinking with your fellow locals

“Going out to meet my local drunks, be home later “

by Sweets16 November 4, 2023

Keep it local

Editing all of the extras out of a story.Abreviatting a story or joke so the listener doesn't become bored or lose interest.

This chick just kept going on and on. I just wanted her to keep it local.

by klize September 5, 2010

local

another, less humiliating term for a normie, a local is basically anyone who follows the mainstream, and has no personality. some stereotypes include following "alt" right after it became trending (fashion sense, music taste, etc) using snapchat, not having online friends or not in online spaces like carrd/stan twitter or kinstagram, and having a very boring vocabulary (using lots of emojis unironically.) while the definiton can vary, it is apparent you can find these people at your school that fits any other defintion.

wow shes such a local for listening to rex orange country only after he blew up.

locals are laughing at me being punk while they act like theyre alt themselves.

by onerandomuser April 27, 2021

a local nob

a basic, sexual idiot

Isaiah is such a local nob.

by obenson13 July 20, 2018

Local Science

Fancy word for 'thinking'

According to local science, the answer to 2+2 = 6. How the scientists came by that conclusion, is unknown.

by Partydoos January 20, 2020

Local celebtard

A local celebrity, for example, a news anchor, reporter or meteorologist. These people claim they got into the line of work they are in because they had a true passion for it but, really, we all know they are only doing it in the hopes a Hollywood casting agent will one day spot them. Or The Today Show will fire Matt Lauer or Al Roker for them.

Person one: What you watching on TV?
Person two: Oh just Craig Setzer, from CBS 4 in Miami
Person one: Oh he's a local celebtard.

by Chocolate Dreamz January 24, 2011

local sorority

A sorority that typically consists of only one chapter, located at the university it was founded at. Chapters are typically small in size compared to their National counterparts, who tend to have chapters of 100+ girls.

Chi Omega Rho, a local sorority at Lawrence Technological University

by ORho February 1, 2014