a life

something you dont have dumbass

can i get a life

FUCK NO

by wanna be fun December 17, 2018

Life

You're born, you die.
Life is the shit that happens in between.

I need to get a life.

by sublime1234 February 6, 2009

Life

42.

Life is 42

by Life.com January 24, 2019

Life

Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and let's get high.

AKA: Fuck life you idiot, search for retard instead

by It's none of your business January 11, 2005

lifing

Leaving the online world of computer games to do things out in the real world, usually with friends.

I couldn't play with my online friends on Friday night because I was too busy lifing with that girl who lives down at the four seasons.

by AndrewPNJJJ September 23, 2014

Life

Something like a box of chocolate.

"I think I'm going to get her Life for Valentine's day."

by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005

Life

Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.

Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.

by jaydawg3000 July 2, 2009