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Liberate

When you annihilate something, usually with an explosion, based upon actions took by the American army who claim any place thats destroyed by them is "liberated"
can be assigned to individuals to, especially muscley americans
chuck norris liberated that hut

you liberated that deoderant can

youve been liberated

i liberated them good
by Mr Birling April 28, 2009
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Liberal

America's favorite scapegoat.
"These damn liberals are ruining America!"
by Apperax November 21, 2016
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Liberals

A socio-political group that believes the best way to stamp out things like crime, unacceptable behavior, and other forms of social deviance is to legalize and/or accept everything. However, the hypocrisy of Liberals stems from their intolerance of anything that is not a liberal; i.e., they accept anything but a conservative mindset.

Examples:

1. Drug dealers will no longer be criminals if we legalize drugs, so let's do that.

2. Gays will no longer be ostracized if we legalize gay marriage, so let's do that.

3. Christians are an awfully intolerant lot; let's outlaw Christianity in public places like schools and judicial institutions.

Another political core attribute of the Liberal is to exploit demographics to gain power. This is accomplished by convincing low-income, no income, and/or non-residents (read: illegal aliens) that the rich somehow owe them something, but that the benefit comes from the Liberals and not from the rich who are actually footing the bill. So when the voting booths open, all the people who don't work for a living vote for more people who don't work for a living so that those who do work for a living can work their asses off to support useless people.

This can be seen in the government's "Section 8 Housing" program, where foreigners move to the United States with their 5 children, no husband, and are immediately set up in a free apartment with free food stamps, free health coverage, and free Cox High-Speed Internet and Digital Cable. Don't believe me? I audit Section 8 Housing for a living. I see it first hand. You, the taxpayers, are getting fucked in the ass and not even being kissed first.

Yet another important note about Liberals is that they flaunt surpluses as if the money came out of Heaven like the Manna of the Old Testament. They fail to tell you that an $80 Billion surplus doesn't mean they're frugal, it means they overcharged the taxpayers $80B. Sorry you can't pay your rent, but hey, at least there was an $80 Billion surplus so the government must be doing something right.

The final thing I'll note about Liberals is that they will get all offended by this definition, thinking it implies Conservatives are smarter and/or always right, which is purely not the case. Both sides suck in their own particular way, welcome to human nature.
The Liberals are for Big Government, Big Taxes, Big Spending, and Big Talk. They disguise this by accusing the Conservatives of being Big Brother.
by JustAnotherGuy February 19, 2005
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lipstick liberal

A person who passes him/herself off as a liberal or becomes a card-carrying Democrat strictly for the perceived fringe benefits.
At the risk of being revealed as a lipstick liberal, Steve gave an exaggerated nod of concurrence when the senior partner quoted Michael Moore.
by Sue Fett February 3, 2007
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liberal porn

A fictional television show or film which enables liberals to fantasize that they are in power.
The West Wing is totally liberal porn; that's why I love it so much.
by antoniogramsci July 17, 2007
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Liberal Canadians

Liberal Canadians exist primarily in Eastern Canada, where there are no jobs. This however is not always the case. Some of the smarter Liberal Canadians have packed up and moved West in recent years in hopes of changing the hearts and minds of Conservative Western Canadians. These attempts have proved futile at best.

Liberal Canadians also feel the need to hold small protests about generally irrelevant things. Some of the issues Liberal Canadians feel the need to protest include, but are not limited to: helping the homeless, police beatings, perceived racism, big business, energy supplies and global wars. Liberal Canadians like to sit on theirs hands and collect welfare and take little or no personal responsibility for their own lives. They generally speaking like to bitch and moan about allot of things, but offer nothing in the way of real world, workable solutions.

Liberal Canadians can be found anywhere Socialist, "I know better then you" types are found, primarily in sub-standard coffee houses. If a Liberal Canadian is spotted in your area, there are a few things you can do to refute their big government polices. First of all, buy a gun. Liberals dislike guns because they feel that becoming a victim of violent crime is a better option then trying to defend against it. Additionally, do not donate any food stuffs or currency to Liberal Canadians. Direct them to the nearest welfare office if you don't already know where it is.
Conservatives are vastly superior to Liberal Canadians
by Conservative Canadian January 9, 2010
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Liberal Democrats

The third largest politial pary in the UK behind the Labour Party and the Conservative Party. Created from a merger of the Liberal Party and the Social Democratic Party. Claim they're moderate, but that's a bald-faced lie. They've got 'Liberal' and 'Democrat' in their party name, for crying out loud!
I wish I wasn't a Liberal Democrat. But alas, that's the best I can do.
by G. L. February 13, 2004
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