Carrier landing

A sex act in which a woman lays face up on a bed, and hangs her head over the edge, so that her face is upside down and oriented toward an erect man several feet away. The man turns off the lights, closes his eyes, shouts "carrier landing!" and runs and jumps, aiming to land with his penis in her mouth and his face in her vagina. Bonus points is she yells "call the ball!" while he's in the air.

Last night I got with Kimberly in a hotel room, and I gave her a carrier landing from the other bed

by Crisco_Camping September 28, 2019

Jose Landino

Jose Landino is a pro at rap battles and got his skills from roblox rap battles.

Person 1:hey who is Jose Landino.
Person 2:Jose Landino is a proffional rapper

by gfrftgyhbgvbyun November 14, 2019

Where we landing?

Where we landing? Landing this dick in yo Ass muthafucka.

Where we landing?

by FortniteScammyBoi November 12, 2018

Sticking the landing

When you jump with an erect penis and land perfectly in the vagina.

Johnny jumped off of the bed to perfectly sticking the landing in Yolanda.

by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022

Laying down pipe

To fuck a girl from behind with a cock 8 inches or longer

I was laying down pipe on Emily last night

by BigDickDaddy615537 August 6, 2017

landino

another word for along 9 inch cock

Makayla Landino has a HUGE landino

by landinosaurous January 30, 2017

soft landing

Laying a carpet of toilet paper over the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump so it does not splash.

I knew my boss was in the next cubicle so I had to make it a soft landing.

by real name October 22, 2014