Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.

Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....

by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011

hoe-lateral damage

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.

Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

tri-laterial commission

A job or task given to a group of three very influential parties from across the world formulating an order of work from across the nation's sea. To hear the unspoken and read the unwritten. Speak the Untold and Rule alltheworld.

3 groups of people authorized to carry out a duty.

Checks and Balance system in our country is a form of tri-laterial commission in the United States.

by Cristina Marie June 6, 2014

dirty lantern

when you open another persons asshole and insert a lit candle

that's not a scented candle. i use that for a dirty lantern

by alduintheonewhocollectsring March 5, 2016

Sea Lantern

Best block in block gaem (aka minecraft)

"replace it with sea lanterns"

by Meeggvdhgv July 14, 2017

Dutch Lantern

When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.

“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”

by Chillosophy August 5, 2018

weston lapierre

a super sexy and smart rodeo kid who spends his spare time f*cking your mom, your sister, and your girlfriend

Look its weston lapierre

by pw69 October 4, 2019