Lambert And Butler

Cheap cigarette brand, smoked by underage teenagers because they can't afford anything else. Disgusting flavour and smoke that makes you cough. A self-respecting person would only smoke these as a last resort.

Person 1: Dude, why are you smoking Lambert And Butler?
Person 2: Because I can't afford anything else.
Person 1: Oh, so you're an underage teenager then.

by Izzibella September 6, 2005

Lambert

When you absolutly have nö skill skill at activities you do with other people such As Sports.

-Dude, he's Lamberting this Lacrosse practice. He sucks.

by Chuckles95 April 1, 2010

Lambeth

Many people live in Lovely Lambeth. Actually, not many, because its a little farm town in South London, wear all of the people wear cowboy hats, milk cows and herd sheep. They all join hands around their picket fences and sing country songs. They pride themselves on being a safe town, and spend all of their time at the Lambeth Arena and Community centre. They also spend a lot of time at Abe's, the sub place. And even though Lambeth just got a Subway, people still go to Abe's. Turn's out, the actually have 3 public schools! That leaves one for each person in Lambeth. If you go to Duffield, McEachren or Faith Community Christian School, you will probably get made fun of for it for the rest of your life. This is where the LAMBO'S live.

"Where do you live?"
"Oh, I live in Lovely Lambeth!"
"Where the Cows are?"
"Yes, gotta go feed the chickens now."

by Def.Writer August 2, 2008

bfg lamer

A player who uses the BFG too much. Also: bfg whore, bfg slut, bfg fucker, bfg bitch, etc.

That guy couldn't use any weapon but the bfg, what a fuckin bfg lamer.

by Skippy Doodle December 25, 2002

lampers

The term "Lampers" is given to a group or individual who socialise in a remote pub in the hills of hadfield called The New Lamp. Unlike most people who venture there due to their local connections, a lamper(s) stands out from the rest. Firstly, a lamper(s) is able to speak the correct english language with ease(alcohol excused). Secondly, a lamper(s) does not have a lazy eye(alcohol excused) and thirdly, a lampers mother is not also their sister. Many more reasons for a lamper(s) standing out from the rest of the locals go from not having webbed feat to having their own teeth!! If you happen to see a lamper or a group of lampers,please do not hesitate in approaching them, you will be greeted with NL love and probably even bought a drink!!

Locals in hadfield have hairy palms, Lampers do not!!

Everyone in hadfield is related in every which way thats wrong, Lampers are not!!

Locals in hadfield have 2 bellybuttons, Lampers are not!!

Locals in hadfield think you need a passport to venture to another town, Lampers do not!!

by Jake Hay June 19, 2008

Lambroken

Lambretta scooter that will run just fine on your own about town, but will soft seize, break a cable or have some other debilitating problem the moment you either ride with a group of Vespa scooters or get an inconvenient distance out of town.

Vepsa Rider A "What happened to the Mod?"

Vespa Rider B "His Lambroken couldn't make it, so we left him."

Vespa Rider A "You couldn't bring him two-up?"

Vespa Rider B "He said he'd rather push his Lambretta than ride a Vespa, so we decided to let him do just that."

by PBR_Rocksteady September 2, 2005

lamer

Someone who is by definition lame, spreads lameness and is completely disjoint from non-lame.

Man, ... Sapana is such a lamer.

by SCAV October 18, 2006