kitten breath

Soft breathing on another person particularly in an intimate situation. Most common with cuddling, nuzzling and often used on ears and neck. Often felt during secret telling. Can be unintentional, but most often is used to show affection.

"You are going to use your kitten breath to seduce me, aren't you?"

by random1899 June 19, 2009

Sea Kittening

Following the change by PETA to rename the animals formerly known as "Fish" into the new name of "Sea Kittens", this is the modified term used when catching said animals in replacement of the old term of "Fishing"

We are going to head out to do some Sea Kittening for dinner tonight.

Hey, have you seen my new Sea Kittening Boat?

by HansSC January 14, 2009

kitten tenders

N.
1. An epic cooking fail.
2. A child"s attempt at properly pronouncing "chicken tenders".
V.
3. When you try to pronounce a dish on the menu but it comes out horribly wrong and sometimes just down right nasty.

1."What the heck? Are those kitten tenders!?" "Yeah, it was gonna be a pot pie." :(
2. "Mommy, can I have some kitten tenders?" "What!?"
3."Oh yes, I'll have the chicken gourd on blew." "Seriously dad, way to kitten tenders."

by cowsgomoo212 April 14, 2010

kittenmulcher

1. Something pointless and vile.

2. It's a mulcher... for mulching kittens. To make kitten mulch.

Human Centipede was a kittenmulcher.

by coderoshi September 16, 2011

Kittenization

(process) Allowing your children to shirk responsibility by letting them live at home and never allowing them to make adult decisions.

The kittenization of today's youth is enabling the downfall of society.

by Slugbait the fifth October 27, 2011

kittenness

to be unbealeveably cute and eresistable!!!!

that girl was so kittenness!!!!

by wintercat November 22, 2011

Kitten

A very young feline that is usually playful and cute. The span of being a kitten usually lasts for a short amount of time. Kittens grow at a reasonable rate until they reach their full size, and when they reach that peak, they become a cat. Overall, kittens are fun to be around.

Yeah, I got a kitten yesterday, and I named her Sparklez.

by RUAJERK1231243 April 5, 2015