Kolton

Kolton is the sweetest boy in the entire world, and has been the best boyfriend i could ever ask for. i love you so much, more than you love me PINKY

Kolton is perfect

by waffle6648ismyfav June 5, 2025

Kolton W

A guy who either loves watching you take a shit or he wants to put his fist so far up your ass that it sticks out your mouth as he gives you a blowjob

Im so horny that I could use a Kolton W right now

by Seth Dunlapsis October 19, 2025

Keyton

A big stupid degenerate which will switch sides at any given point as long as it benefits him, he thinks he is on the top of the world and will always attempt to make a bond before backstabbing you to only coming back in a few hours and then backstabbing the person he was with earlier.

dudebro 1 - "Yo I genuinely hate you dude3, dude2 lets go."
dude2 - "yeah bro fuck u dude3"
dude3 - "ok assholes"

dudebro 1 - "yo dude3 lets hate on dude2"
dude3 - "uhh ok"

dude2 - "ur such a keyton"

by drmarkkz November 3, 2025

kade keeton

A complete idiot, basically someone who makes Kim Kardashian look smart.

He is such a kade keeton.

by ckkapicka September 21, 2016

Michael Keaton's Batman

One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.

Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"

by Jonathan-Ang October 31, 2017

James Keeton

A guy who has an enormous sack. Not only is this sack massive, the balls within are so small they barely resemble anything.

A James Keeton is the name given to the smallest ratio of ball size to sack size ever measured.

Hey man, that guy has a James Keeton. I didn’t realise it actually existed

by Definition 124726638 July 1, 2019

Kevin Keltner

The best school principal ever! An OG if you will. Also the easiest to meme.

Speakers: “Hello ladies and Gentlemen men...”
New kid: What’s that?
Me: Kevin Keltner

by Zmyancy September 24, 2019