Karma Goldman

A beautiful, kind, sweet and loving person who loves you for you she will never hurt you intentionally and is a very touchy person (loves hugs) if you ever find a Karma be good to her because if you piss her off or physically or emotionally hurt anyone she loves she will beat the shit out of you.

person 1: Holy shit why is that girl beating the shit out of that guy.

person 2: Oh that's just Karma Goldman and that guy just insulted her boyfriend.

by PhantomGamer36 November 3, 2021

karma punked

extreme coincidences that make it seem that the universe is snickering at you

My second chance was more like a probation-I just got karma punked.

by Cassandra silenced October 10, 2009

Voting Karma

1) Taking your civic duty too far when voting during election season in the hopes that one day, people might vote for you for president.

3) Casting thousands of votes on TMZ.com in hopes that one day you'll be famous enough to have 60,000 people vote they'd rather do you than Jessica Alba.

2) Voting for Urban Dictionary entries in order to get up votes for your definitions.

Guy: Who are you voting for today?
Girl: Who ever is first on the ballot! It really doesn't matter who, I'm just trying to pump up my voting karma for when I run for president.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Karma Timeout

When an individual is denied from obtaining something that he/she wants because they are currently in a "karma timeout" based on something bad they did in the past.

Jim can't find a girlfriend because he is in a karma timeout.

by PTcroz April 3, 2009

crush karma

crush karma- the affect when you keep you crush a secret from someone, symptoms are getting embarrassed in from of your crush or your crush doing something bad to you.

If you don't tell me who you like you will get crush karma.

by Shsiyavskdusbejeu January 13, 2016

Poop Karma

When you're walking the dog and decide to pretend to not see the poop, not pick it up and walk away. Poop Karma kicks in when you poop and 1.) don't have toilet paper 2.) can't flush 3.) anything else embarrassing that involves poop.

You better pick up that poop or you'll get poop karma!

by bünch March 6, 2017

Karma Crafting

When you do a certain number of good deeds, and karma comes back to you, greater than anticipated.

I donated three computer mice the other day, and I got this Canon Pixma scanner printer today for free.

It must have been all that karma crafting I did earlier

by PH3NF1X February 1, 2017