Karma Goldman

A beautiful, kind, sweet and loving person who loves you for you she will never hurt you intentionally and is a very touchy person (loves hugs) if you ever find a Karma be good to her because if you piss her off or physically or emotionally hurt anyone she loves she will beat the shit out of you.
person 1: Holy shit why is that girl beating the shit out of that guy.

person 2: Oh that's just Karma Goldman and that guy just insulted her boyfriend.
by PhantomGamer36 November 03, 2021
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Colon Karma

The act of wondering if you should eat something, that might cause some gastrointestinal problems later.
Mike:Hmmm should i eat the 5 buck box from taco bell now...im going on a date in about 4 hours, i dont want to have to repaint her toilet. I will go with a homemade chicken salad instead.

Rajieen: yeah you wouldn't want to get some bad Colon karma for later.
by mr bonkers113 September 24, 2011
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crush karma

crush karma- the affect when you keep you crush a secret from someone, symptoms are getting embarrassed in from of your crush or your crush doing something bad to you.
If you don't tell me who you like you will get crush karma.
by Shsiyavskdusbejeu November 10, 2015
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Karma Timeout

When an individual is denied from obtaining something that he/she wants because they are currently in a "karma timeout" based on something bad they did in the past.
Jim can't find a girlfriend because he is in a karma timeout.
by PTcroz November 24, 2008
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Karma (the name)

Ahhhh where do I begin, where do I begin. Ahhh Karma what a lovely gentleman he is, always there to kiss ladies in need on the hand. He has a real back for rapping, always coming up with the most random verses. He is one of the most honest people to have ever graced this earth.
Person 1: “Look over there”
Person 2: “Omg it’s Karma (the name)”
Person 1: “Damm I heard he’s the best kisser
by Lamabros August 20, 2022
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karma punked

extreme coincidences that make it seem that the universe is snickering at you
My second chance was more like a probation-I just got karma punked.
by Cassandra silenced October 11, 2009
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Poop Karma

When you're walking the dog and decide to pretend to not see the poop, not pick it up and walk away. Poop Karma kicks in when you poop and 1.) don't have toilet paper 2.) can't flush 3.) anything else embarrassing that involves poop.
You better pick up that poop or you'll get poop karma!
by bünch March 06, 2017
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