jonachoo

a pokemon with the ability to maul people with an axe, shoot people with a shotgun, beat people up with his fists, and kill his own trainer

trainer: jonachoo i choose you!
trainer: jonachoo use maul with axe!
jonachoo: i will kill you all!
trainer: good now, wait wait, NOOOOOOOOOOOO! eauh! (thud)

by Owltalon September 6, 2007

Jonah Hill

A talentless Hollywood "actor" who is only made it cos of his religion

That guy didn't deserve his job, he only got it cos of his "connections" - what a total Jonah Hill!!!!!

by enoughofthefakehistory December 26, 2016

Jonah

Huge dick sucker

Man that guys a real jonah

by Jonah's gay November 13, 2016

jockamo

A term used to describe something, or someone great, usually with the predisposition of a Stoney excitment.

The term for the lighting designer of the Grateful Dead

Well Jockamo Feenahey, When did you get here?

Jackamo Feenahey

by Jockamo Feenahey October 28, 2006

jockafied

when you bust somone out our somone gets beat down owned pawned powned or e.t.c.

tay tay says:oh snap ray ray and june bug fightin

theotis says: look junebug got his tail beat that roach got jockafied

by sidekick2 August 26, 2009

Jonah Resnick

A hot sexy basketball player who all the girls want

Oh my god did you see Jonah Resnick play last night I hope he likes me

by yish150 February 11, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is a member of the band Why Don’t We. He’s the hottest guy you will ever see in your life. No tea, No shade, Just facts. He’s also married to Ava Hartsell, @ softieformarais on instagram. The band he’s a member of includes Corbyn Besson -Kaylee Eslinger’s husband-, Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron, and Jack Avery. They’ve realeased many amazing songs, go listen to their songs, like idbitc and hooked. He’s from Stillwater Minnesota and has three siblings. Two younger sisters named Svea and Esther Grace, along with an older brother named Zebulon. He loves coffee and Harry Potter.

Is Jonah Marais taken?

Yeah, he has a wife named Ava

by ava frantzich April 4, 2019