Fucknut Johnson

wat my dad calls you

Someone is a complete "dumbass"

by Chevelle17 October 04, 2008
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Fuckhouse Johnson

Its where you and a loved one both cramp into a small porta potty and shit in your hands and begin the process of smearing filthy shit all over the walls intill the whole inside is brown. Then you have dirty sex while holding onto the shit covered walls and smearing each other at the same time while screaming out all the people that have the last name johnson.
Shit Bill! are you listening???? the dam kids got into the our construction shitters again and gave it another Fuckhouse Johnson. I don't know what else do... you idiot they keep ruining every one we put out.
by Dr. Thesaures March 16, 2012
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devin johnson

The most sexy man alive. He could win a nation sexy contest and still have enough talent to be a leader. Can get any girl in his dreams. So hot that even men hit on him.
Girl: oh my god look its devin johnson

Guy: man what i wouldnt do to get me some of that
by Like like November 04, 2013
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halla johnson

to "tro it" or have sexual relations.

also means "see ya later" "have a good day" "peace out" "deuces" and any other terms for "good bye"

example 1 -
"that girl's a jump down, I'm gonna see if she'll halla johnson"

example 2 -
"see ya later j book"
"aight then jy, halla johnson"

by jaynovel January 10, 2008
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endicott johnson

the act of shitting in a pair of shoes and forcing the girl to put her hands in them while you are fucking her doggy style
Yo John your mom really enjoyed exploring the history of endicott johnson last night
by Hunz & Whitts July 11, 2008
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Magic Johnson

A penis with mystical properties. Commonly used to please women.
by obsidian March 23, 2004
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johnson slap

I johnson slaped that ho
by jizzo_joe December 13, 2005
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