Johanne 

Johanne is the loveliest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s so sweet and helpful, and typically very good at cooking. She’s also strong and adventurous. Her humor is beyond compare, and she’ll make you laugh for hours. She has many friends as she is very nice and welcoming. If you have a Johanne in your life, you have been blessed.

“Johanne is so beautiful”

“She sure is”

Johanne by The wisest1234 March 8, 2021

JohanDelca 

A name combined with the first name “Johan” and also the person is really good at video games.

“Wow the username JohanDelca is amazing at video games” “JohanDelca is so cool, if only I could be more like him”

JohanDelca by Johanis2good@videogames June 17, 2021

Johann 

Johann is so fantastic. He’s very confident and extroverted but he’s also gentle and understanding. He is a wonderful boyfriend and takes the time to make you feel cared for and valued. He has fabulous hair and is very short. His dance moves will make you laugh but not as hard as his dad jokes will. If you have a johann as a friend, you’re very lucky. He will always care for you and is a rather sensitive person despite his confidence.

Person 1: who is that person dressed as a flamingo?
Person 2: oh that’s just Johann
Person 1: why?!
Person 2: it’s Friday of course!

Johann by TurkeyTuesday June 2, 2022

Dirty Johann 

When someone is very loud and dumb in class.

Man you are acting like a dirty Johann

Dirty Johann by Ukwnusr October 22, 2020

referenced from Sue Johanson  

One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)

Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson

referenced from Sue Johanson by jss26 June 2, 2008

Scarlett Johansson 

A-list actress deserving of her acclaim. Not beautiful, but somewhat pretty, cleans up well with perfectly applied makeup. Has nice boobies like I wish I had (mine are almost as cute!) A respectable actress known for talent, not immature antics.

I hope to be half as successful as Scarlett Johansson.

Scarlett Johansson by Mona Lott March 1, 2006

Johanna

one of the nicest, funniest, smartest and sweetest people you will ever meet! she’s super honest, loves disney and harry potter, normally brown hair. the most comforting smile ever. she’s been through a lot but she still manages to keep a smile on her face!

Person 1: That girl is sooo nice!!
Person 2: Her name is Johanna.
Person 1: That explains it!

Johanna by pxtterheadxxgachaxx March 8, 2020