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Jason is a sweet and kind person and he will definitely treat you like a queen, he will do anything to make you happy, he’s a athletic and sweet person.
I love jason
Jason by Thatboijason January 11, 2021
jason is a man who is really hairy, his ant trial goes on for miles on end and his leg hairs are to thic to ever trim. he is also someone who is immortal, actually maybe one day but when he is one hundred thirty five. he is a great friend and person to be around he will never make you frown.
man jason’s ant trail is long asf!
jason by bigfupalupa August 9, 2021
he's mine fuckers, back off. mine. mine. mine. MINE
jason = mine
Jason by jd's girl xoxo January 21, 2022
Jason is a ugly asshole. Jason overthinks a lot and tends to get no bitches. You don’t want a Jason. They are dicks.
Emily:Ew is that Jason
Ruben: Yea Jason gets no Bitches

Emily: I will never want a Jason
Jason by Jason3247 July 3, 2022
You are so smart that you waste your time searching up a name, like how sad is your life that you take time out of your day to search this up you pathetic loser
Jason by Your pseudonym0420 March 28, 2023
An incredibly talented and handsome young man who is quintessential in character. Jason is daring, witty, and has incredibly large muscles, allowing him to lift over a hundred children at once with a single hand. He is also very popular and loved by many. I'm not sure how many people love him, but I would have to guess it is around seven... thousand. Jason is very outgoing and easy to befriend because he is accepting of everyone.
Jason: -and then the Ethiopian asked God "Please send help!"
Person 1: Wow Jason is so cool I wish I could be friends with him
Person 2: Just go ask him, he is so accepting

*Person 1 goes to ask Jason to be his friend*

Jason: Get the fuck away from me you ugly gay nigger faggot, you look like a broken glass eating fat fuck Jew gook ass spick faggot diseased cow anus. I would never be friends with a retard like you.

Person 1 was found the next morning hanging in his room.
Jason by child predator May 25, 2016