by EverybodyPanic December 27, 2021
from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.
by luhduhquhwin October 17, 2021
Jared is a 7 foot tall Jewish man who knows 22 languages…including mandarin. He weighs 300 pounds of pure muscle and can be a bit of a herb. Has 12 fingers but knows how to use them and will whisper things in your ear that you just have to laugh off cause you can’t hear him…This is Jared
“Jared Moskowitz is bodybuilding herb”
by Lovelove3412 February 15, 2023
Jared gavin over reacted to a pillow fight.
by pr4 dude November 06, 2013
Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.
by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014
A white prick who doesn’t give a shit
There’s that jared duce prick again
by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018