Jake

I guy that likes girls more after he breaks up with them. You can often find a Jake lying about his sexual history often too

Why does he keep going with his exes? He must me a Jake

by Suhhmandood July 29, 2017

Jake

Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.

Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*

by doodie hole June 29, 2018

Jake

An actual badass

Wow Jake is a badass

by Jakethebeast January 08, 2019

Jake

A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?

Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!

by PooperDoppers December 05, 2016

Jake

Cooler than Nina and Josh

Jake is even cooler.

by Nina Q April 28, 2016

Jake

A blonde pussy ass bitch

Fuck u jake

by Mnbvcxzasfdghjklpoiuytrewq January 31, 2018

Jake

Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys

“There goes Jake again”

by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018