Jake

The ultimate douchebag. If you meet a Jake pray he stands far far away from you. Because he smells. Jakes are commonly known for being sound-cloud rappers(aka bad). He is vile and sexist and gross. BEWARE: Jakes can often make you throw up ( i mean projectile vomit). Often has fake curls.

Person 1: Ew I hate you, Jake.

Jake: Nah you think I’m cute.

Person 1: Burn in Hell, I hope it’s soon.

Jake: Fine I didn’t want to talk to you in the first place. You’re fat.

by Squeegee Beckinhime April 7, 2022

Jake

Jake is a peng ting init, he has a very long shlong and a 69 pack.
He is obviously the biggest alpha male known to man.

"Oh shit that peng unit over there must be called Jake".

by Brightonunit December 24, 2018

Jake

a smug little bitch who has rich parents

Oh, that guy, that JAKE??? Yikes...

by jimmmmmcock August 12, 2018

Jake

Jake is a very petty person and he doesn’t know weather he wants friends or not. He is very temperamental and petty and uses lots of hair gel. As well as being petty Jake is also quite petty and he will ghost you for no apparent reason.

Person 1: why isn’t jake talking to you guys?
Person 2: I don’t know, I think he’s just being petty

by Rhianna. C December 9, 2019

Jake

A asian fat man, likes to think hes good at genji
related to kim jong un
possibly a nazi

you fat man Jake switch of genji

by Saltogengomain November 18, 2017

Jake

A complete douche bag with a super tiny dick. He is probably the worst person you can meet and if you see one you should be like one direction and turn the other way and run.

Its a Jake, run for dear life

by TheCookieMonster27 February 28, 2018

Jake

A really kind and intelligent guy!
Not the tallest but works around his problems!
One of the hottest guys to walk on the planet!
Loving, caring and very sweet

Just unlucky I didn't get him 😔

Wow I really want a Jake 😅😅

by Stephanie Mifsud March 6, 2017