Shot bean

When someone says/does something stupid/funny, usually when they are either drunk or high

I can't believe you ate the roach you shot bean

by dundondada October 26, 2017

off a bean

under the influence of prescription drugs in pill form.

some may say this term when someone is acting like they are severely inebriated.

ex. molly, perc

popped a perc im flying off a bean

by zoont October 30, 2017

sleep for beans

not having been able to sleep, not sleeping enough.

im so tired, i didnt sleep for beans last night

by MasterTurbo June 18, 2015

Bean Bat

A person you would find jumping into holes for a slim chance at glory.

"Man, I haven't acted like a real Bean Bat since my college days"

by badTuna October 20, 2020

Bung Beans

Hemorrhoids. The flaming, engorged and thrombosed variety.

After years of vigorous anal sex, she was left the worst case of bung beans ever witnessed by the medical community.

by Dick Onchin August 10, 2020

Backside beans

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.

"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."

by Suckmytoes_77 August 17, 2021

smol bean

Smol bean is a way to explain something that is too cute and innocent for this world.
Why bean? Because its so tiny and smol

Mostly used in fan/phandom

Tyler is such a smol bean
Dan is such a smol bean

by TwentyOnePhandoms April 10, 2016