The most deadly insult of all, if you say this to someone, they will instantly disappear from existence.
by SpeedIsKey746 January 05, 2023
Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.
You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob
Somebody: Go commit Blob
by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019
by WorseThanHitler November 05, 2020
For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.
"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
by Marven Songsteel December 03, 2019
when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.
a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
by Anarchon March 17, 2021
The second worst way to kill someone, second to go commit lego step.
Saying this will cause the user to get instantly teleported to the shadow realm and all of their files will close.
Saying this will cause the user to get instantly teleported to the shadow realm and all of their files will close.
by Go commit alt f4 November 29, 2023