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by bertholdts._.husband June 17, 2021
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sister-husbands

Sister-Husbands
Pronunciation: SISS-ter-huz-bundz

Noun

A pair of people so mentally and emotionally in sync that they finish each otherโ€™s thoughts without even trying, yet still manage to fuck each other properly over time.
โ€œThose two debate would skip coffee and then argue about pineapple on pizza while having sex on a public beachโ€”theyโ€™re total sister-husbands.โ€
by bestbethedefinition October 3, 2025
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Female husband

**a female husband doesn't mean a woman who does the job rather than the man that a common misunderstanding of what it actually means**

back when gay marriage (or being gay in general) was a frowned upon thing and you were consider to be "the devil faggot slutty whore" lesbian did something to go around this, is when a woman (living as a man) marries another woman, now back than there was no way to actually tell someone gender other than just by looking at them or ID and back than it was super easy to get away with things,

now the phrase female husband doesn't just mean woman to woman (although it kinda does)
it could be a male trans or just a lesbian, (fun fact this was actually illegal even if your partner knew)

There were plenty of cases although giving an example would be super boring, like are you that curious just to find out that most people either cried or didn't really fucking care? if you really want an example go to wiki which is how I got most of my info,

this term was popular In 1746 by a book by the same name (Female husband)
Sarah= psttt hey Mary did you hear about Karl and susie?
Mary= no what?
Sarah= turns out karl was a woman this entire time! they got married together! what a bunch of fags!
Mary= was Karl a Female husband?
Sarah= YES
by Zalo_r October 27, 2025
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When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.
I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.
by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025
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Husband-trapper

Humorous slang word for vagina used in the context of "facetiousness"
Jina was a ratchet hoe she always use the ol husband-trapper to get her way
by jonnycripp420 February 2, 2025
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Female husband

A woman in a relationship who takes on the more masc jobs, they are often the breadwinners, prefer pets over kids and potentially have a shitty family/family member. Unlike girlbosses who are 80% of the time morally questionable Female husbands are known to be petty and actually likeable
Amy: ya heard of that video game character? She's such a girlboss
Lyra: fuck no! She's a fucking female husband not a stupid girlboss
by Beaver shearer February 23, 2025
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Your husband

Ha! Did your son ask if he was your brother?
Hym "You know that if your answer was anything other than 'Um... Kinda!' You lied, right? Are you sorry Candy? Are you sorry you lied about your husband?"
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
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