happy humping

Wishing for your friends to get laid.

It's finally Friday, happy humping everyone!!!

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

sitting on the hump

Sitting on the hump. Phrase •

Sitting on the hump is when a woman is on her period and sits on her tampon.

"I'm sitting on the hump this week."

by Dakota38 September 18, 2017

Hump and Hoof

When you have sex with a girl (Hump) and then after you are done, you lay her down on the floor and do a long run up and kick her away (Hoof) where she goes flying out of your life forever.

"Oi mate, I pulled a girl last night in KOKO and did the ol' Hump and Hoof as soon as i was finished with her."

by JayhCz101 October 21, 2017

drama humping

when people pile up on an online post due to their wretched desire for drama and attention.

wow, when "Mouth Breathing CHUD Zone" kept replying to the neighbourhood watch group on FB about the unlikely scenario that aliens were responsible for abducting local cats, drawing in like-minded idiots, i knew they were all thirsty for some drama humping to spice up their empty existence.

by Traipsing Balls July 20, 2023

Hump day

Hump day the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is a hump.Wednesday is the top of the hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is all down the hump Wednesday is hump day. Hump day is Wednesday

Hey guys guess what day it is. Is it Wednesday.No! It's Hump day. What is hump day. Hump day is the middle of the week.

by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018

slump hump

When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.

Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.

by Narbonne1944 July 29, 2012

Forrest Hump

(v.) To relentlessly have sex with someone, as an analogy of the well-known scene in Forrest Gump where the main character runs across the US without having a break.

Person 1: Hey babe, I'm feeling so horny today that I think I could Forrest Hump you all night long, what you think?
Person 2: Fuck off!

by ilsa chinaski June 1, 2017