Someone whose solution to a problem is significantly more harmful than the problem itself. Similar to how in veterinary medicine with horses, the solution for a broken leg or ankle is often euthanasia.
Guy 1: “we ran in to a few minor setbacks on the project, but now Ryan wants to cancel the entire thing!”
Guy 2: “yeahhh, getting that guy involved is always risky. He’s a real horse doctor.”
Guy 2: “yeahhh, getting that guy involved is always risky. He’s a real horse doctor.”
by Telltalehart October 18, 2023
Get the horse doctormug. To do something that needs to be done. An obvious opportunity that due to stupidity, laziness, or lack of awareness has gone unexploited.
That bangin' chick keeps asking about you. You better get on that horse.
I keep saying I'm going to get in shape but I never do. Time to get on that horse.
I keep saying I'm going to get in shape but I never do. Time to get on that horse.
by bhffs January 7, 2011
Get the Get on that horsemug. I walked up to my young (black friend) and I said "yo (black friend) watz yo hourse level?"
Horse level: measurement of dixk or comparison of one's dick
Horse level: measurement of dixk or comparison of one's dick
by sirmixadixk January 28, 2015
Get the horse levelmug. "Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."
"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"
"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"
by God's Thunder August 6, 2012
Get the Horse Clappingmug. a way of saying cool or awsome , is normal screamed / said in a high pitched voice and normally by a boy. a new saying .used in england ,dorset all the time
by sexy-girl March 26, 2010
Get the nice-a-horsemug. A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.
Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.
Etc etc
Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.
Etc etc
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
Get the Titty Horsemug. the act of one being tasty enough for a child's mouth, a person who is over excited, or just a very yummy horse.
by ashley1234567 December 9, 2021
Get the tasty horsemug.