Hippoglumpus

An adjective I made up to annoy my girlfriend, because she can't figure out what it means.

Me: Damn, that's really hippoglumpus! :)
My girlfriend: I hate you.

by HiSarah:P May 30, 2022

hippo money

When your woman spends the family cash without prior authorization.

All out of hippo money! WTF!

by OvenMitts&Zipties June 23, 2022

Hippo Fart

Hippo fart is a scary teacher whose only purpose is to flirt, and scare 8th graders.

An example:
Nina: I saw Hippo Fart flirt with you.
Biba: yeah it was scary! She touched my shoulder. 😟

by Dizzybuffalo1307 February 14, 2023

wallowing hippo

Shitting in a toilet cistern.

My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.

by captnphunky March 9, 2017

tiny hippo

Like hippo (from hypocrite), but also with a tiny body part. A "big mouth hippo" is a person who says something is wrong one day but then goes and does that exact same thing or has already done it in the past. Calling someone a tiny hippo is also making reference to their penis or if they are a women, their ass. So big mouth, small dick. Or big mouth, small ass (or tight arse - vulgar form). It is sometimes used to refer to a gay person who talks hypocritically, normally a bottom/submissive in the relationship.

(after hearing tall tale from some loudmouth) - "that dude is a tiny hippo."

by Dysklyver December 6, 2017

The hippo effect

When there is one decent girl standing among a bunch of fat ones it immediately increases their charisma

A: damn she's hot
B: nah man that's just the hippo effect

by James shandy October 30, 2018

yellow hippo

A person that has actually become obese on a diet of nothing but dog cum and gun powder.

Bobby: Dude, have you seen JR lately?!

Walker: Yeah, he needs to ease off all of that dog cum and gun powder before he becomes a yellow hippo.

by Elmuff November 15, 2018