Heather Johnson

A heather johnson generally loves long walks in the park, boys who are above 5 foot 7, and makes awesome almond cookies. She does not like it when her friends moan in her car (accidentally) or when her roommate talks in a baby voice to her boyfriend. She does like playing civil war, and pretty much kicks major ass at it (so don't even play, nigga'.) Heather's a highly dangerous, and should never be approached from behind. Ever. Naw'mean? A heather johnson has a best friend who talks about queefing, and that's all you should know. Oh, and she finds super cute cats at k-mart.

I am Heather Johnson. I don't date faggot ass midgets.

by thecoolestmofoeva November 30, 2010

Heather Ace

The Heather who comes up with all of the ideas to test on Heather Deuce...

That wasn't cool when Heather Ace told Heather Deuce to put a penny in the light socket... or to hold on to the jump rope, "You won't get hurt..."

by Heather Deuce February 12, 2005

Heather Humper

The name given to any guy who has sex with a slut named Heather. It is most popular in the northwest region.

(Lily): Wow, that guys pretty cute...
(Sara): Yea, but I wouldn't lay a hand on him.
(Lily): Why??
(Sara): Because he is a know Heather Humper.
(Lily): Yuck. Nevermind, I don't feel like catching an STD.

by yay4meeh October 17, 2008

heather mcnamara

She is a Heather, also has trouble opening child safety caps.

Heather McNamara is one of those people who are made of solid Teflon.

by i love musicals and anime. October 17, 2020

heather nicole

Funny, sweet, down to earth. Can be your best friend, or worst enemy. Honest, intellegent, intellectual, loyal, beautiful, seductive, one of a kind, and compassionate. Loves beyond faults, but will forget you exist if you take her kindness for weakness. Girls with the first name Heather, and middle name Nicole are simply the best!

I need to wife something, like a Heather Nicole.
She's so down to earth, she must be a Heather Nicole.
Seduce you? I'll just Heather Nicole you!

by Nikki Nikkita December 19, 2016

Heather-Hopper

One who hails from the Northern parts of Scotland.

"Ah don't trust thae heather-hoppers; they'd eat their minister"

by zippy8015 October 28, 2005

Heather-y

The good smart girl that never does anything wrong. When she does something wrong everyone is surprised and somewhat disappointed.

Did you hear about that girl smoking weed?" "WHAT? No way, she is so Heather-y.

by Heffy nae/creeper December 14, 2010