Google pollution

A phenomenon in which toxic search engine results have a cumulative and systemic negative effect on the efficacy of the search engine. Search engine results trending towards decreasing accuracy, often caused by commercial websites attaining top listings through the use of search engine optimization (SEO) methods. Highly ranked search engine spam.

After sifting through 34 pages of Google pollution, I finally found a useful query result.

by OkieLoki February 28, 2009

Google-Imaged

The verb defining the act of looking something up on Google Image Search.

Bob: "Lindsay Lohan doesn't have red hair!"
Jane: "Uh, yeah she does, I just google-imaged it."

by erikaaface77 September 2, 2009

Google Poser

This term refers to a person who pretends to have already known facts, events or definitions that they secretly Google on their phone or computer over the course of the conversation.

Jane and John are having a phone conversation about a topic that they both know very little about. Minutes into the conversations John suddenly becomes an expert on the topic. John is such a “Google poser” because he is passing off Google knowledge as his own!

by Princess Pa-Tina January 7, 2010

Google Bong

When you google a combination of words that should never be together.

Old Lady Sex
Bar-tending lessons for babies

Guy 1- Dude, those are mad Google Bongs

by urbaner7863784682764 January 1, 2011

Google nod

A succinct reply to acknowledge understanding of an obscure word or phrase after you have quickly Googled it. Better than flat out asking what something means and less arrogant than feigning previous knowledge of a subject.

Conversation via cell phone text:

Non basketball fan: "Your team, Kansas, did well today right?"

Kansas fan: "Yeah they did! Rock chalk jayhawk!"

...moment to Google the phrase...

Non basketball fan: "Google nod."

by paciferal March 24, 2013

google chromosome

A way to reference autism in a more satirical and humorous way.

Thomas: "Ayy man, this nigga spreadin' his google chromosomes around, what we gonna do?"
Ben: "Shut the fuck up Thomas, I'm sick of your bullshit; everyone is."

by Scrötumm Teeklurr June 11, 2017

Giggle and hoot

When you laugh and fart simultaneously.

"Fellas, I just ripped a phat giggle and hoot. It stinky."

by Serbo10 July 22, 2019