God

A completely non biased definition:

In religions, God is the creator of the universe, and ruler of all.

A biased opinion:

A floating skydaddy that idiots believe in.

Non biased person: I respect your opinions, but I happen to believe in a God.

Biased person: Nah mannnn, God is for teh losers, and I'm smarterz cuz I don't Suck ma dick!!11!11!.

by DS joando October 16, 2011

On God

When you say something and you're deadass about it.

"Ayo I just found $100 in the parking lot"
"Damn on God?
"Yee on God"

by lilm11ka May 5, 2020

God

A so called "divine" being who is evidently responsible for some of the worst human tragedies, disasters and murders conceivable. He created an impossible set of guidelines that will damn 90% of the human population to an eternity to hell, yet he is a compassionate God.

Moses and the Ten Commandments:

"WTF... how am I supposed to follow these rules and avoid eternal damnation?!?

GOD: "HAHAHAHAHAHA... YOU'RE NOT!"

by who is john galt? July 22, 2009

God

God is our father our protector our everything he brung you here today because he loves you he’s giving you a second chance to do better than what you did the other day because tomorrow is not promised keep that in mind because if you pray and get close to him and do better he will have patience for you he will have sympathy he will love you and help you throughout life and direct you in the right path everyone should love and cherish him because he determines if you live or not and you should be thankful that you are here today

God is my father

God protects me

by By datboy._.debo June 12, 2019

God

The reason for anything currently unexplained or unknown.

What is the origin of life? God, at least until we find the real reason.

by FlareNUKE August 23, 2006

God

A cool and froody guy. Shame about the assholes that think he is a great excuse to kill some people (what the fuck was the Crusades about!!?!?!?)

God: Thou Shalt Not Kill.
(six months later)....
God: I said, Thou Shalt NOT Kill, Doofus!!

by D June 17, 2004

God

The creater of this world. All you need to know about him is in the Bible. He is the almighty and wonderful Lord. He gave his son's life to die on the cross for our sins. He loves you more then anyone else.

God loves you!

by Papa K March 4, 2016