When a person is parking for a long time:
-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!
-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!
by The Rocha April 4, 2018
by superfleet April 26, 2022
A criminal charge where a creepy man either sexually assaulted or attempted to sexually assault a woman. Usually used in jail to degrade another inmate who looks suspicious.
Carl: Can I sit here at this table to eat my dinner?
Jacob: No way. You look like you've got a get off me charge. Better scram.
Carl: Okay. I'm sorry.
Jacob: Move it!
Jacob: No way. You look like you've got a get off me charge. Better scram.
Carl: Okay. I'm sorry.
Jacob: Move it!
by DHirtyFYL November 3, 2023
Get off my lap son!
Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"
Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"
"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"
Get off my lap son!
Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"
Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"
"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"
Get off my lap son!
by stochasticsam December 22, 2010
The ultimate phrase to tell somebody when they are using a Chromebook even if they are on video games or not just to annoy them a bit.
JP get off the games.
by Db_Studios May 31, 2023
Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'm surprised he didn't get aids"
Crippled rugby player: "he really got off Scott-free"
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Getting off scott-free
Crippled rugby player: "he really got off Scott-free"
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Getting off scott-free
by Wiley j September 29, 2017
person 1: "brooo this teacher won't get off my six!"
person 2: "I know he's a really tough teacher."
person 2: "I know he's a really tough teacher."
by the definer person February 10, 2019