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Gentleman’s Inch 

When you have a girlfriend but someone’s taking a group pic and you have to put your arm around another girl, so you hover your hand an inch away from her body.
Guy 1:“Bro, what’s your girlfriend gonna think about your arm around Trinity in this picture!?”

Guy 2: “Relax bro I made sure to keep a gentleman’s inch”
Gentleman’s Inch by Lindsey Wong September 16, 2022
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Gentleman's wash 

blow job
Judge Taylor was disciplined coz he got caught in his chambers having a gentleman's wash from a cleaner. She was on her knees when the court usher walked in. Twat, never locked the door.
Gentleman's wash by tykki December 30, 2022

Gentleman’s Blend 

The moist amalgam of sweat and crease grease that forms in the area
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.

Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
Since her mouth continued to run incessantly with nothing but constant bitching, my last resort was to slather her upper lip with a finger full of Gentleman’s Blend which instantaneously created a much needed silence.

My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.

After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.

Gentleman’s Blumpkin 

When a man gives his girlfriend a kiss while she pees
Hey babe! Open the door! Let me give you a gentleman’s blumpkin!

Gentleman Bachelor 

Another word for a gay man. Especially one that stays a bachelor to “focus on work.” He may or may not have a close “coworker.”
“Why did Uncle Billy bring his friend Larry to the family reunion?”
“Uncle Billy is a gentleman bachelor.”

Gentleman's Duel

Two men race to ejaculate into a woman's holes being either the vagina, asshole, or mouth. The last man to ejaculate in the interaction is generally obligated to give fellatio to the winner.
Hey, did you win the gentleman's duel last night?

Nah man, I lost, but thankfully Tom's dick didn't taste too bad!
Gentleman's Duel by Musicman182 October 30, 2023

Gentleman’s GG 

Gentleman’s Good Game Otherwise written as GGG or Triple G: to predict an unsavory outcome based on someone’s ignorance to prior information/warnings; when the outcome is clear, but participants will continue for fun.

You would use this preemptively, when you know your chances of winning are slim, but only if any chance you had was thrown away by yourself, your team, or a teammate. You would not use this if the opposing team simply gains an advantage or outplays you; that’s just a gg (good game). It’s a respectful way to say you know you basically lost, but without giving up your hustle. After all, they could also fumble the game with the remaining time.

This term can be tossed out at any time, write a game starts, mid-game, or just before the game ends.
Ross is throwing the game? Damn. Welp, I guess that’s Gentleman’s GG (ggg). I’m still finna play, tho