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Glitter Turd

A Prize Turd you've got to tell the first person you see about it's structural integrity
Son: Mum! Mum! Feast your eyes on my Glitter Turd. It's like an Airbus just crash landed into our porcelain throne!
Mum: Son, you don't need to keep telling me about your.... oh dear lord. That's a work of art. Derek. Get here quick. Look at our sons potential Prize Turner award!!!
by Jenson Buttermilk November 3, 2016
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Glittershitter

Adrian wears a sparkling jacket and says "you look fabulous" way to many times. Adrian is a glittershitter
by Slaphappychap November 9, 2016
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glitter sushi

You're the glitter to my sushi, the ketchup to my ice cream, the knife to my soup
~THE POINT IS YOUR POINTLESS~
Glitter sushi???? No idea what this means just writing cause I forgot to get someone a Hanukkah present
by Balsalmmmmss December 19, 2016
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Glitter sushi

You're the glitter to my sushi, the point is, your useless
Didn't get someone a valid Hanukkah present, what a glitter sushi I am 😑
by Balsalmmmmss December 19, 2016
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glitter moustache

When you snort cocaine but more of it ends up in your moustache than in your nose.
Gary, check yourself before we head back to the dance floor. You've got a glitter moustache situation going on.
by alviere January 5, 2017
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Glittergina

When you have glitter all over you vagina. Possibly for a sexual act in which you're kinky as fuck. One might bang the girl with glitter and it will be such a pretty vagina if you looked in it.
He shoved a glitter bomb up my vagina and It became a glittergina.
by OG of glittergina February 8, 2017
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glitter high

So baked that you end up watching the entirety of Mariah Carey's movie Glitter because you're too stoned to sit up and get the remote control from the coffee table.
Dude, watch out for Mary's brownies. I got totally Glitter High and kept forgetting to blink.
by ox gray September 4, 2017
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