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someone made up, by someone who was probably drunk at the time, who sees all and knows all and has a book all about his little adventures. and someone who scares little boys into not masturbating.
man that so called god guy is a stalker
god by timmy tom toozle May 20, 2003
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Creator of EVERYTHING. who lets you deciede where you go when you die.
Eternity is a long time, pray your right.
God has proven he exists, whatch yourself for one day, and you will see how many times you come with in a centemeter of death.
everytime you get in a car, everytime you pick up a knife, every time you your floor creaks.
God by blckblt6 May 19, 2004
When capitalized, a giant, invisible humanoid with amazing super powers, who controls the entire universe and all our lives, like a mystical chess game which only he comprehends.
god by Croz March 5, 2005
An amazing and powerful creater who can and will show himself to you if you open your self to Him. I have personally experienced His life changing love. God loves no matter what, who you are, and what you have done. He forgives all aswell! If you believe in Him, he will give you the greatest gift ever. The gift of life!!!!!!
"So last night I prayed God would show himself to me and the next day He did in an unbelievably creative way!
God by Bella24 January 4, 2011
An evil alien on a distant, dark, uncharted planet.
"God is hiding under my bed!"
God by InfernoSnow April 12, 2006
a fictional character used as a form f dictatorship over people of certain religions
i cant sleep with you because its against gods will
god by ikikurassevryday May 18, 2003