Fappy Place

The place you think of that gives you a boner.

"Looks like John's in his fappy place again!"

by Satrium July 11, 2012

Fappy Trail

When a guy leaves behind a little secret territory marker at every place he has ever masturbated, be it anything from slightly saturated undergarments, to penile excrement on the toilet seat. Put all these tell-tale signs together, and you have a fappy trail.

Mom: Goly gee gosh, I realized why there's always a crumpled up tissue tucked under my son's pillow in the morning!!! It's his fappy trail!!!

by Loberson October 5, 2016

Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk)

An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.

A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.

After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.

They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.

And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.

Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).

by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014

frapple

a bizarre cosmic disturbance involving explosive, aquatic, orb-like life forms being formed by gargantuan pounding frequencies.

there was a tremendous frapple that rocked the planet to the core and birthed the shadow people of gantangula 6

by Loricybin May 7, 2008

frappin

1) to masturbate loudly 2) the sound your genital makes as you masturbate with lubrication 3) masturbational bliss or to be so into the act of masturbation one pays little heed to someone walking in. often said as "frappin it up"

i've been guilty of this Masturbational bliss aspect of frappin so often that it would be futile to give record of or keep track

Jason was caught frappin on the kitchen table; Jane was so deeply frappin she fell off the chaise lounge; we where all out back frappin it up to old Micheal Jackson songs, it only became funny when "beat it" came on; Jessica had an intense look on her face as we mutually frapped the night away

by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010

fapping

making your own fun

There's nothing to do....and I'm all alone......fapping time!!!

by boredlonelyman April 10, 2009

Fapping George

A Fapping George is someone who masturbates EXACTLY 69 times a month. No more or no less.

"Ahh that's 69 this month." "You Fapping George."

by Iroshimaru January 26, 2010