forced procrastination

When one must put off long-range assignments in order to do the homework that is due the next day in order to get any sleep at all.

The reason my research paper is a load of crap is because of forced procrastination: I had so much busywork I couldn't even breathe.

by W.T.Q. January 31, 2010

forced car reproduction

Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.

Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?

Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.

by BobMcBobbington June 1, 2014

Fired on bum castle

A short-burst fart that is so loud in it's escape that it sounds like the firing of a cannon or a similar piece of artillery. Multiples of this type of emission could be mistaken for a 21 gun salute.

Wow, that fart was loud - it sounded like you fired on bum castle.

by normanstanleyfletcher June 2, 2015

firedope

something that kicks ass

This video game is firedope!

by Opie110 May 17, 2018

ford mustang shelby gt500

Best looking car with strong engine and nice sound! just in three words : BETTER THAN DODGE
This car is the sexiest one!

Much better looking than dodge and much stronger!
Best muscle car ever!

EVERY OWNER OF THIS CAR IS JUST GOD ! FOR THE FORD !

dodge wont race with you, why? because they know ford mustang shelby gt500 is better than dodge so they will lose!
FOR THE MUSTANG!

by Mustangfanbigbig July 5, 2018

Forced employment

It’s like kidnapping but you get paid

Person 1: I’m gonna keep that guy in my basement and work for me

Person 2: isn’t that kidnapping??

Person 1: they will be getting paid

Person 2: that’s still kidnapping

Person 1: I don’t like that word.. I prefer the phrase forced employment

by Nerfking1887 February 8, 2019

Forced Fun

When fun is scheduled and enforced through a variety of large group games (inc drinking) which often aren't fun.

I don't like forced fun. Those reps are so in your face.

by Erin67 April 13, 2019