fontch

Cross between fountain+funk+cheese+bitch. Derogatory use in regard to a woman's vaginal uncleanliness.

Man, that Hooker Fontch is NASTY!
or, 'She's all Fontchy! I wouldn't let an enemy date her.
or, 'That Fontch has laid the entire state of Texas and Puerto Rico besides!'

by rewolf7 September 27, 2007

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Fondoom

A very ironic or cliche (cheesy) death or "fatal" mistake.

Me: Did you here about Bob?
Friend: Yeah, I heard he got fired from his job.
Me: ha! He got fired for jacking ten pairs of shoes!
Friend: I guess that his secret habit became his fondoom.

by Double T from AZ January 13, 2008

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fonto • Fontones • Fontoon • fontoosy • fontophile • fontou • off the fonto • fenton • font • FONO

fondor

WHen someone has passionate sexual attraction to a young farmyard animal. Can possibly be followed by giggidy giggidy becuase of the extreme attraction.

Tom: Look the cow had a baby!
Zack: Dont tell Mark that he indulges in fondor
Mark: Giggidy Giggidy

by george adkgkdaalakwenko January 20, 2008

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Fontalvo

To exceed all expectations in the mest way possible.

At first I though you were a fuck up but you fontalvo more than anyone else

by fontalvo September 26, 2008

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Fantoptimistic

A combination of Fantastic and Optimistic. It is in the hopes that the outcome is better than good.

It would be fantoptimistic for Missy to stay on if we have the extra headcount.

by changzilla February 9, 2009

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Fentoc

1.A certain SA username used to hack any computer on a school network..
2. A super-fukin cool name for a kid.. or a new type of software

1.person1: "omg, i cant log on! i need to do research!"
person2: "its ok. use the Fentoc"

2."Fentoc!! Lunch timeee!"

"dude did you get the new Fentoc upgrade? ITS AWESOME!"

by DirtyLilV March 21, 2009

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When you have a trail of ants in your house and you spend 20+ minutes cleaning the trail up and you come out victorious killing them all only to feel ants crawling on your arms,legs,and body for the next hour or so but when you check to see how many there are none really there. Fantom Ants.

I got fantom ants after clearing up that sticky juice spill

by Silverbud Shotgunfarmer June 23, 2010

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