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flanctuous

That math test was so flanctuous.
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flanctuous

That math test was so flanctuous.
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Function

Person 1: “Come on dawg, let’s throw a crazy function ”

Person 2: “Aight bet dawg, OMW”

Person 1: Halla dude, hurry! The gyats are OTW!

Person 2: shits Bout to get litt!
by Functionmaker May 19, 2024
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Functionalizing Statement

A clear phrase to indicate to ChatGPT your meaning when asking it to write "Instructions" for a more abstract GPT.
*To a CustomGPT: "What would You like to add to Your Functionalizing Statement?"
by Him69 June 21, 2024
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Flunting

When you rip your intestines from your stomach and put them in a dry freezer for approximately 32 hours and 43 seconds and use it as a rose toy
Hey, would you like to come to flunting with us at the cemetery. My intestines are fully rock solid. After some flunting for National Flunt Day we can do some munt sesh's? Would you care to join us on our exuberant journey!?!?!?!?
by Sir.Munts-alot September 26, 2024
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Adjectif

An individual who is often seen or visit a function frequently. Usually, the individual is seen at the school function where they have fun (in the washroom, i.e tooch, vape, e-cig, drug, etc). Thus, they get the adjectif function head for themselves.
See you in the washroom at the function, Rank 1 FunctionHead!
by Yeh ya February 28, 2025
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Functional Lunatic

Part of Speech: Noun

Definition:
A person who appears to function normally in society — holds a job, pays bills, goes to brunch — but operates with a premium-grade level of madness just beneath the surface.
Not hospitalized, not diagnosed — just vibing through life with controlled chaos.

These individuals are often charming, productive, and even inspiring... until you witness them whispering to the kettle or laughing at a traffic light.

Origin:
Coined by Onala Fatoba, Lagos, Nigeria — Circa 2025.
Inspired by daily survival in urban jungles where sanity is optional but punctuality is required.
The guy gave a TED Talk on emotional intelligence and then threatened to fight his best friend over jollof rice. Functional lunatic behavior.

He journals every morning, drinks chlorophyll water, meditates… but screams at okadas like they’re the cause of his childhood trauma. Wellness enthusiast? No. Functional lunatic

He won't go looking for trouble, but he thrives on making chaos reign
by Mr O of Lagos August 1, 2025
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