Flirty-Sas-Adj. It's an aggressive flirt. To take the day off, to say fuck peer pressure, having a margarita for breakfast. Why not? When you feel like you should eat a salad but say fuck it, i'm getting loaded baked potatoes on rye, buttered rye with fucking vanilla drippled mainly manly testosterone driven vanilla dipped but basically, any kind of DAMN drippled or dusted of dripped flavored crust on my fucking rye kind of day.
Lizzith the strong armed... need I say more. Oh, and my mom has 3 pairs of leather pants... literally.. three. oh.. ok.
I was downtown at the bakery and i wanted a hot dog but i said oh no i need to get something light so i said oh bitch i want a salad ( i was feeling flassy)
Flip flops are a type of sandal that is characterized by a floppy sole that slaps against the heel of the foot when walking making a "flip flop" sound.
A common misconception is that a flip flop must be a thong sandal - (a sandal that has a strap that connects to the sole between the large and next toe.) However, any sandal capable of "flipping and flopping" qualifies as a flip flop.
I could hear her coming down the hall in her flipflops.
when you are in your car and drive repetidly up and down the same city streets(the same way one flosses their teeth) just so you can show off your pimp ride
When she has something stuck in her teeth and the only way to get it out is by rubbingyour dick on it.
Marco notices something awry. Marco, "Hey Erin, you got some fucking cilantro stuck in your teeth. You mind if I use my dick to rub it out." Erin, "You mean an Alabama flossing, I thought you'd never ask."
The action of constantly gloating about recent/past accomplishments even though everybody knows. Not always, but most of the time, the thing being gloated about is insignificant.
Cock flossing can be confused with normal flossin ,but the difference is that Cock flossing is usually done with something that no one will remember/care about in an hour and also does not refer to physical objects.
Seth: I got a 5+ killstreak in Minecraft a few minutes ago.
Brady: Cool.
*Minutes later*
Seth: Dude, I did so good in Minecraft. I got a 5+ killstreak.
Brady: Can you quit cock flossing already? It's getting annoying.