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Flogging Molly

by taylor April 18, 2005
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Flogsterbaffen

Flogsterbaffen - One that pretains to a dead baby, often males and infants. Your mom and cookies at 3:47 P.M. EST and 15 minutes ago. Whence a upon a time, characters A your mom and B your moms cookies are pretained and ordained to a cow or a personal back rub by one of the royal family. If intact your genitals can be used for sexual reproduction of the 9th degree and so forth on. When the time is right Jesus will descend again upon this earth in heavenly light and China being the communist assholes they are will kill us all with their rapid reproductin rate causing a massive army to amass and their piece of shit nucler weapons. Canada on the other hand will what is going on eh? and continue to be dumbass socialistic retards whose closest thing to a deadly weapon is a firecracker in a coke can. You see the FC will explode inside the coke can and blow it A either apart casuing shrapnel to rip off your hairy balls or B making the can do a flip. Fish turn on the world.
Ben: Flogsterbaffen on jur mooma?
Dover: Jonny go bye bye woot cookies abd milk.
Jacques:(Jocks) You call these bagels?
Strap: My pink floyd cd had a spelling test in it.
Dead Baby: rawr.
by Bryan. March 11, 2005
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Flogging The Donkey

Masturbating violently enough to cause bruising and leisons around the scrotum/ genital area.
Jake:Hey were you flogging the donkey in there?
Mark: Ohh you bet your sorry ass I was
by juneyaka13 March 24, 2017
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floger

A dog with fur that feels like a floor
by Black forest ham February 5, 2018
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Flogbag

"That guy was a total flogbag". Used in the context of a punching bag, not a cumrag as aforementioned . A shirt is not a bag.
by Jayclops October 24, 2008
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Floge

The hole left behind from a penis piercing, a derogatory term for any real douche-bag (man that Matt Damon is such a floge)
Man, now when I piss without my prince Albert in I have to plug my floge so that I don't piss on my feet.
by Hangedjohnny March 6, 2010
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Flognaw!

Something my best friend, Austin Leigh, says when she's confused/upset/bored.
My Facebook isn't working! What the flognaw!?
What the flognaw are you doing?
by cheyluhvya May 27, 2012
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