Feltcher

Bob Pickett

I did not know Bob was a felcher until he showed me a picture of him sucking cum out of another man's ass!

by message_tied_to_a_brick May 21, 2004

Feltching

The process of inserting a gerbil through a tube that is connected to ones ass hole. The gerbil then goes inside the anus. When the gerbil is desired to exit, the tube is inserted back into the anus and a light is shined into the tube attracting the gerbil out of the anus.

That gerbil is so brown it looks like it was being feltched.

by Bloodsunday October 14, 2004

felted

1. Derived from poker slang, it means one is completely down on his luck. No money, no love-life, nothing. Bottom of the barrel. Nothing to live for.

2. To get injured badly or killed, usually in an unlucky accident.

I'm trying to pay my bills, but it's tough when you're felted.

Did you hear? Rom got felted by a school bus this morning.

by fred vegas March 7, 2009

Felty

slang term for cool or when you are describing something that is awesome.

That was a pretty felty round of call of duty dude!

by HavokBurn November 22, 2009

feltcher soup

bust nut in butt and lick out

i had some warm feltcher soup the other day!!!

by rawchode March 2, 2003

feeltheflood

The process of imposing one's homosexual thoughts and tendencies onto others as to make them uncomfortable.

Arin was an aggressive closeted homosexual who hated the world. He would often sneak up on his male friends from behind and slap them with his penis while yelling "FeelTheFlood!!".

by MrPoopsaki August 30, 2011

Fleetwerk

To give one's self a fleet enema, then proceed to twerk while excreting a loose, fluid bowel movement.

The stripper is willing to fleetwerk to Miley Cyrus music for cash.

by SomethingThatIsNotInUse September 11, 2013