Moment faker

someone that shares a moment with someone, usually leading one to believe there is something between them, then claims that said moment never happened.

girl: awwwwwwwwwwww
guy: did we just have a moment?
girl: what are you talking about?
guy: you are such a moment faker!

by rob02825 December 22, 2007

fuck bitches eat frosted flakes

A motto for when one has a love for Frosted Flakes just as much as one loves fucking bitches.

Person 1: "Hey, how are those Frosted Flakes tasting?"
Person 2: "About as good as pussy. You know what I say, FUCK BITCHES EAT FROSTED FLAKES!"

by anus_tickler January 25, 2015

J flaked

A rapper who recycles his rap lines

I got a sick vendeta/to get this cheddah/ im a savage i damage....yo you j flaked that from 50 cent

by Dj Fino October 6, 2006

Flaberyaderday

Flavor better the next day.

Wow your moms potato salad is the perfect flaberyaderday!
or
An awesome leftover snack or meal.

by Sheri Spurgeon July 3, 2008

Flanerkin

A big fat man or a big fat horse

Wendy: Girl did you see that Flanerkin all over eva?
Clancy: That horse would suffocate her in misonary.
Wendy: lol

or

Damn Field Master is that a wad in your pocket or are you Flanerkin?

by wolfyvocab4shiggles November 21, 2009

fakerage

In Alberta, particularly but not exclusive to Calgary metropolitan area, a "fake" acreage. People that build McMansions on ~1-5 acres of land on the outskirts of Calgary, such as Bearspaw to the west of the city and claim they live on an acreage. In actuality an acreage in Alberta is many acres of land to be used for ranching or other traditional agricultural type purposes, not a plot of (usually) barren land to show off one's large, obnoxious looking house which is typically an awful mishmash of architectural styles and in poor taste. People buy fakerages probably because they want a faux "rural" lifestyle but with the amenities and proximity to a large metropolitan area.

Bill: "So I'm buying an acreage out in Bearspaw. It's pretty sweet, the house is like 8,000 square feet on 2 acres of land!"

Tom: "Bill, I think you mean you're buying a fakerage."

Bill: :(

by Wigs-SSP August 14, 2011

flake

(verb) The verb flake is probably derived from the noun flake. The verb means to act like a flake by being unreliable, particularly by not showing up at an agreed upon time or place.

"Bob flaked on me again. We were supposed to rob the theater just after the matinee crowd went in."

by BoyntonZ June 7, 2016